I feel like iNat open mic night would be 30% folksy but pitchy versions of the Sedges Have Edges song (with obligatory out-of-tune guitar, though more than one weirdo might bring their dulcimer), 20% taxonomy mumble rap, 25% very actually impressive animal calls, 10% (un)creative readings of transcendental poetry, 10% interpretative dancing to said poetry, and 5% unfathomably mind-blowing instrumental solos
God, is that you? The all-seeing? I've been meaning to chat....
I'm going to cover that with a steel guitar, but it's going to be the "grasses, like the term for rears that rhymes with grasses, have holes" version and not the "grasses have joints even when the cops are around" that I keep hearing online. Don't disrespect the original, these dang kids and their newfangled songs won't get off my lawn and stop saying edgelord things
And although I appreciate that you actually made those percentages line up, any iNat open mic night will need to be at least on 250% power so let's amp those numbers up, okay
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I feel like iNat open mic night would be 30% folksy but pitchy versions of the Sedges Have Edges song (with obligatory out-of-tune guitar, though more than one weirdo might bring their dulcimer), 20% taxonomy mumble rap, 25% very actually impressive animal calls, 10% (un)creative readings of transcendental poetry, 10% interpretative dancing to said poetry, and 5% unfathomably mind-blowing instrumental solos
God, is that you? The all-seeing? I've been meaning to chat....
I'm going to cover that with a steel guitar, but it's going to be the "grasses, like the term for rears that rhymes with grasses, have holes" version and not the "grasses have joints even when the cops are around" that I keep hearing online. Don't disrespect the original, these dang kids and their newfangled songs won't get off my lawn and stop saying edgelord things
And although I appreciate that you actually made those percentages line up, any iNat open mic night will need to be at least on 250% power so let's amp those numbers up, okay
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